Juan Urbe

Mets Acquire Uribe and Kelly to Add Punch to Lifeless Bats

The New York Mets bats have been lackluster as of late and in dire need of some help. Enter Juan Urbe and Kelly Johnson, both who were picked up in a trade with the Atlanta Braves, for two minor-league pitching prospects. Johnson, a versatile utility position player, made his Mets debut at second base and in the cleanup position, hitting 2 for 6. Juan Uribe, a member of the 2005 […]

Dental Hygiene Month

Mind Those Choppers, December is National Dental Hygiene Month

December is a popular month for children to be National Dental Hygiene Month; possibly as a reminder of what so much sugar can do to one’s teeth. While most individuals develop 32 teeth in their adult age, the average American will lose seven of those teeth from diseases and decay; conditions that could easily be fixed with proper dental care. The leading cause of tooth loss is cavities; unchecked bacterial […]

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Miley Cyrus Dating A Victoria’s Secret Angel

According to close friends of pop star Miley Cyrus, the wrecking ball is now dating Stella Maxwell, a Victoria’s Secret Angel. It is hard to tell which is more surprising; the fact that Cyrus landed an angel or the fact that she is dating a woman. Her friends say that she has been dating the model for just a short time but the way they interact with each other is […]

selfless movie

Ryan Reynolds’ Full Self/Less Trailer

Damian, (portrayed by veteran actor Ben Kingsley) is old, but has everything. Wealth, power. Everything that a man could want – except that he is also dying of cancer. During a chance encounter, Damian meets Albright (Matthew Goode) who speaks to him about an amazing scientific advancement that would allow his consciousness to be removed from his dying body and placed within a much younger, healthier body (Ryan Reynolds). It […]

Theroux

Theroux And Jennifer Aniston: The Hush, Hush Wedding

Theroux, star of HBO’S “The Leftovers,” returning ( Oct. 4th) said that his wedding to Jennifer Aniston was more stressful than usual. This was largely due to the paparazzi. Despite rumors, Theroux stated that he and Jennifer Aniston have been happily married for 6 weeks. When we met Theroux at his pal’s restaurant in Soho, he said that he was heading back to Texas, to continue filming his HBO drama. […]

Vampire allegedly attacked her boyfriend

A northern Florida 26 yo woman who once professedly called herself a vampire before gnawing on an elderly man’s face is presently blamed for cutting and cutting her sweetheart with scissors, as per police. Escambia County sheriff captured Josephine Smith, 26 of Pensacola after she supposedly assaulted her beau Earl Wynn amid a liquor energized contention. Smith attempted to kick out the windows of the police cruiser and began jabbering […]