Juan Urbe

Mets Acquire Uribe and Kelly to Add Punch to Lifeless Bats

The New York Mets bats have been lackluster as of late and in dire need of some help. Enter Juan Urbe and Kelly Johnson, both who were picked up in a trade with the Atlanta Braves, for two minor-league pitching prospects. Johnson, a versatile utility position player, made his Mets debut at second base and in the cleanup position, hitting 2 for 6. Juan Uribe, a member of the 2005 […]

Mets

After Several Setbacks Matz Ready For Long-Awaited Debut

On a Sunday afternoon at Citi Field, Mets GM Sunny Alderson and thousands of anxious fans will finally see the last group of highly-anticipated pitching phenoms. Over the last few seasons, Mets fans have enjoyed a number of super-studs including Zach Wheeler, Jacob de Grombe and Noah Syndergaar. Just two years prior, Matt Harvey struck out 11 Arizona Diamondbacks in a game that was suspended due to rain after six […]

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Mike Tyson takes a bite out of right ear of Evander Holyfield

Taking on more than he could possibly deal with, Mike Tyson was excluded for twice sinking his teeth into Evander Holyfield in the third round of the previous evening’s rematch between the two greatest cash money making contenders ever. It was the sort of execution that, outside the ring, could be interpreted as a parole infringement. Tyson might not have lost his opportunity the previous evening, but rather by gnawing […]

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Tiger Woods takes Taz for Surgery

Tiger Woods is to pay a visit to the surgeon again, only this time it’s not him, it’s Taz, the Border Collie dog. This came to light when he posted a photo of his black and white pooch on Twitter and tagged it with the sentiment “A rough year is about to get better. Taking my boy of nine years to get double ACL reconstruction on both hind legs.” Fans […]

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The functioning of Google Alphabet

Google has a new overseer, Alphabet Inc., and their productions are on the brink of science fiction. Google has gone beyond common applications of the everyday phone used by the masses today, the next step in revolutionary technology has arrived at the hands of the new umbrella corporation and th companies alongside it. Google Co founder Larry Page is the new Alphabet Inc. CEO. Its just a matter of time […]

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Plans to Sue the People Behind Fake Plane Crash

Paris Hilton plans to sue the people behind the plane crash prank that made her fear for her life. The prank was set up by an Egyptian TV host. In mid-flight, the pilot pretended to shut down the engines, sending the plane into a fake crash mode, causing the plane to nose-dive, almost hitting a body of water before ascending again. Paris, now enraged by the prank, was completely unaware […]

Microsoft

Microsoft Hedging on July 29 Release Date for Windows 10

When word got out that Microsoft Corporation would release Windows 10, many were taken by surprise. The planned release this Summer seemed doubtful, based on how miserable Windows 8 was handled by Redmond. Microsoft Corporation indeed did confirm that Windows 10 would be released on July 29. Once the date confirmation was released, Microsoft Corporation has been struggling to tie up all the loose ends associated with the OS, and […]