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Pro-Abstinence Advocate Bristol Palin Pregnant with Second Illegitimate Child

Bristol Palin, the daughter of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, is pregnant. This will be her second child. Ms. Palin has been engaged twice, but has never been married. Ironically, she has earned nearly $1,000,000 dollars lecturing about the value of abstinence as the best form of contraception. Normally, the news that a young woman is pregnant is considered no one’s business but hers. However, given how young Ms. Palin […]

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Two News Crews Robbed at Gunpoint

While reporters for KTVU and KNTV were getting ready to do live reports about the murder of a woman on Pier 14 on the Embarcadero on Thursday a masked man came up behind the camera crews, police said. Just as KTVU’s anchor Brian Flores turned the live broadcast over to reporter Cara Liu whose attention was drawn off-camera to where the KNTV crew was being assaulted before she ran off […]

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Barbie Doll Sales Take a Big Dip

According to Mattel’s latest statistics, sales numbers for the popular Barbie dolls have taken a big hit. In fact, the recent net income fell approximately $223.8 million in the first three months up to September; a sharp decline from $331.8 million roughly a year ago. In the meantime, Barbie sales fell approximately 4%. Not only do these current numbers hurt Mattel, but they also hurt revenue from various markets overseas […]

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Mets Acquire Uribe and Kelly to Add Punch to Lifeless Bats

The New York Mets bats have been lackluster as of late and in dire need of some help. Enter Juan Urbe and Kelly Johnson, both who were picked up in a trade with the Atlanta Braves, for two minor-league pitching prospects. Johnson, a versatile utility position player, made his Mets debut at second base and in the cleanup position, hitting 2 for 6. Juan Uribe, a member of the 2005 […]

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PayPal to Adopt Robocalls

PayPal customers in the U.S. come July, are going to be introduced to new terms and conditions, that will require them to oblige to automated text messages, emails, and marketing calls. The eBay-owned firm will require customers to close their accounts by 1st July this year if they are not in agreement with the new privacy policy and user agreement. Existing customers will only need to accept or decline the […]

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28 year old man killed by alligator after agitating it

On July 28 year old Tommie Woodward was killed by an alligator after he subsequently leaped into the alligator-infested water after taunting it. The incident occurred in Texas at roughly 2:30 am. Woodward wanted to go for a swim, but staff repeatedly warned him he would be putting himself in grave danger do to the alligators. This meant nothing to Woodward, who screamed,  “**** the alligators!” and them dove in. […]